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i want to start an all-positive conspiracy theory movement. chemtrails promote healthy bones. the moon landing was faked to give people something to believe in. the reptilians only wear skin suits to avoid startling people.

poison-liker:

a softer new world order

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vastderp:

the-real-seebs:

elaienar:

the-real-seebs:

littlepinkbeast:

One of the most horribly toxic ideas I picked up growing up was that if you had to make an effort to look a particular way or be a particular kind of person, you were faking it, and this was…

impalaorbust:

she wears short skirts

I am groot 

she’s cheer captain and 

I am groot

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vastderp:

branwyn-says:

teland:

badgirlswearchanel:

i don’t know about you, but i grew up seeing mostly white dolls that looked nothing like me. in fact, even the few black dolls i saw looked nothing like me. they had super straight hair, and sometimes blue or green eyes. where was the barbie doll with brown eyes and beautiful curly, kinky hair?

well now, i found a DIY tutorial that allows you to make even the doll with the finest hair, look a little more like you.

WHAT YOU’LL NEED:

  • A doll
  • End papers (sold at beauty supply shops)
  • Pipe cleaners
  • Scissors
  • Boiling water


Note about end papers: If you start with a doll that has long hair and you plan to make a style similar to the style shown in my picture, you won’t need end papers, they’re optional. But if you start with a doll that has shorter hair and don’t plan to cut it any further, end papers will be essential.

1. Cut pipe cleaners into two-inch pieces and bend each one in half. They will look like little “V” shapes.

2. Section off a piece of hair and twist it into a tight spiral. The smaller the sections, the tighter the curls will be.

3. Wrap the spiral in an end paper (optional)

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4. Place a pipe cleaner onto the scalp and pull the twisted section into the crook of the pipe cleaner. Be sure to keep the hair spiraled tightly as you zig-zag it.

 

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5. When you finish zig-zagging each section, twist the pipe cleaner ends around each other to lock everything into place.

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fully wrapped head

6. Once you have all the sections in pipe cleaners, dip the head in boiling water for the count of ten.
7. Wait for the head to cool – usually a few hours, but overnight is best. Rinse in cold water and place doll in freezer if you want to speed things up.
8. Take the pipe cleaners out.
9. If you have length to spare, trim each section to get rid of straight ends or strays.

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feel free to leave it like this, or pick it out and make your doll’s fro as big as you desire. i don’t know about you, but i’m definitely going to be doing a few of these for my little cousin, who is currently very insecure about her own beautiful curly hair.

YOU ARE A HERO! Oh, God, I’m crying a little now. I needed this so BADLY when I was a little girl! *reblogs like a reblogging thing*

OH MY GOD

#barbie hacking

whoaaaaa

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coelasquid:

Whenever people point to Mary Shelley and say “a woman invented sci-fi you know” I just think “well, I mean, technically a woman invented the whole concept of authoring books as far as we can tell but hey who’s keeping track”

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lysikan:

jumpingjacktrash:

the-rigs:

"Read Homestuck" has now been removed from my "Maybe this will be entertaining" list.

aw man, did the dumb intro drive another person off :/

I read you or Luka mention it doesn’t get good until part 5 so I slogged through. It did get…

Huh, interesting. With the translations to different languages, there should be enough fan-power to do an English to English. I wonder if there is just a plain text writeup of everything including game and flash dialogue, or how quickly there could be. Good luck!

hazelandglasz:

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

thecutestofthecute:

So I lost like 10 followers for posting pictures of rottweilers

okay

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then

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fine

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Puppy party without you guys

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LATER HATERS

WHY WOULD YOU UNFOLLOW OVER ADORABLE PUPPIES

THEIR LOSS OH MY GOD

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ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

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acrossgust:

hunternins:

he found my camera! :)

nooting intensifies

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